kuwaitie tanker

An extra large bourbon and cola

Uncle Marty made me a Kuwaitie tanker and I was so jacked I had to lay down and grab some floor.

by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014

muffin twanger

when you shove your dick in a fish or any kind of Swede

I'm a muffin twanger.

by Trolliere December 21, 2010

twanter

A cross between a twat and a wanker

Nice hummer, twanter!

by patr7ck May 10, 2008

Electric Twanger

Vaginally inserting a surge protector until the clitoris is stimulated then plug it in to zap that bitch

Eileen should give herself an Electric Twanger.

Malloy received an electric twanger hitch-hiking from Tennessee.

by Nelis October 20, 2004

twinker

A name for female infants who's biological father was a twink who empregnated his lesbiana friend, who realized she did not want the child and threw it to the dolphins, also a person who only partakes in sexual relations with twinks.

gosh, the poor widdle twinker
or
i always get my heart broken by those darn twinkers.

by Mr. Jo Bangles April 19, 2006

dozy twonker

Just add dozy to twonker and you've got another sentence!

"you're such a dozy twonker"

by Alex H January 29, 2005

Cambodian ass twanger

The act of using a long beard as anal beads

my beard smells like shit cause i gave helga a cambodian ass twanger last night

by jacob716 May 13, 2008