twocker(s)

a person(s), clad with rockport shoes tracksuit bottoms and burberry cap, they need not have nicked anything they just look fucking dodgey fullstop.

look at that twocker over there, what a dick!

by ozzy July 9, 2004

twanker

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

by SiRuS May 26, 2004

Twackerdactyl

A person who smokes meth and randomly stops by people's houses while under the influence of methamphetamine

"Man, I am so fed up with all these twackerdactyls popping by thinking we're friends"

by BattleCreekLowLife July 18, 2023

Twackerdactyl

A young woman always under the influence of methamphetamine who randomly stops pops over randomly uninvited.

"I caught that Twackerdactyl in the back yard again last nite, I had to scream at her to leave"

by BattleCreekLowLife July 25, 2023

trackerin

What you do when tracking something. Used instead of Tracking in order to be cool enough to add to the Urban Dictionary.

I was trackerin those stats all night long!

by franko_bejulio December 29, 2007

thwacker knackered

To be beat with a flat object to cause stimulation

She thwacker knackered his big red sword with a big blue sword.

by roborabbit August 16, 2010

Twocker

Verb, to twock. When a person believes that they can twerk, when they in fact cannot

Person 1 "Did you see Miley's latest live performance"
Person 2 "No, I can't stand the twocker"

by Haywards December 20, 2013