mouth thinker

Someone who cannot form a single thought internally without some sort of noise spewing from their mouth.

Someone who says outloud exactly what they are typing/texting.

Man did you hear Debby today? Every little thing she did she exclaimed to the entire office. So annoying! Yeah, she is a really bad mouth thinker.

by kianthar59 July 30, 2010

Inventory thinker

A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.

Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"

by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

Nipple Tinkering

Nipple tinkering is a gentle form of boob foreplay around nipples

Nipple Tinkering
Leoni loved it when Rick grabbed her boobs then started Nipple tinkering.
Nipple Tinkering leads to glory.
Nipple Tinkering to get the nipples hard.

by I know nothing really! April 21, 2015

Goddle-Trinker

Word - Goddle-Trinker
Pronunciation - God-El-Trink-Ar
A man whose testicles and-or genitals sweat profoundly in a number of different scenarios.

1. "As a Goddle-Trinker my twig and berries tend to sweat a lot ."
2. "After my wife finished me off she said, don't be a Goddle-Trinker next time."

by Razalius August 27, 2017

Reverse Tinkerbell

When your partner takes several pixie sticks and blows them up your ass and then you fart in their face. Partner can wear fairy wings for effect.

"For Tonys birthday i gave him a Reverse Tinkerbell"

by Semen 3rd Class Merriweather May 15, 2018

Smokin' Tinker Toys

A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.

The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.

Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”

by GiordanoB June 16, 2018

The Waffle Tinkerer

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon

I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

by TheSlangMasta October 4, 2014