Trumpet Section 

Only the most incredible section for bands in the universe!!!

Omg... The trumpet section is so amazing like wtf

Trumpet Section by ZE Burrito July 15, 2016

Trumpet player 

They speak the same way they play their instrument, loudly and obnoxiously. They start random chants and are very annoying to deal with. If you tell them this then they become toxic. Very few trumpet players are actually easy to deal with and can actually play their instrument.

"Will you trumpet players shut up for just two minutes?!"

Trumpet player by Canofbeanns September 5, 2019

trumpet players 

you could describe a trumpet player as a little arrogant bitch with a massive fucking ego. I wouldn’t recommend down talking them or they will fuck you in the ass.

trumpet players are idiots

trumpet players by tiny ty December 1, 2021

trumpet fanfare 

The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.

MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.

trumpet fanfare by littledebybigboobs June 16, 2005

Trumpet Tree 

The Trumpet Tree is found primarily in South American countries such as Panama. It grows naturally and almost everywhere in those areas. The name comes from the leaves: They grow outwards, forming a shape like the bell of a trumpet. For years, they have used certain ingreediants from the leaves for asthma medications. It is also a very popular plant for the sloths to eat in these countries. When the leaves are dried and smoked, the effect has been decribed as similar to marijuana. The natives of Panama describe it as a euphoric and relaxed feeling, that resembles marijuana and a minute of alcohol at the same time. Although it seems fine to be using, the leaves are high in toxins and it is very easy to overdose. Some Canadians have died due to use of the leaves...

"Some of those kids from B.C. ingested that Trumpet Tree from Panama and overdosed!"

"Come and smoke some dried trumpet leaves with me!"

"DUDE!"

Trumpet Tree by Colimon December 29, 2007

trumpet trousers 

Someone who farts a lot.

Man that guy's a trumpet trousers. His farts stink!

trumpet trousers by Online Fan March 10, 2016

trumpet blowjob

A term that was googled by a high school band teacher. The actual act is unknown at the time being, but one can see what said band teacher was imagining.

Yo, check out this video of a trumpet blowjob.

trumpet blowjob by Freedo Jones September 24, 2007