Trouser Barnacles

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.
by Borris Beck February 20, 2015
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Trouser trailer

The unfortunate and unintended phenomenon whereby an attempted fart and dart is performed too rapidly, resulting in the perpetrator being followed by his or her own brown cloud around a public place, leaving little or no doubt as to the initial deliverer of said methane.
Jesus Mother of Christ, that trouser trailer could only have come from the bloke over the other side of the shop! If he'd timed it a split second later he'd have pulled off a classic fart and dart!
by Network Synergies Mgmt September 27, 2011
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Trouser tea

Used underwear purchased online, boiled and made into a tea.
Just got a new pair in who wants some trouser tea????........ Where did everyone go???
by TRexguy February 06, 2015
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trouser pocket

The burrow of the elusive, endangered trouser snake, it's usually described as a wet moist damp dark cave that at times is bare or has grass on the field surrounding the den, trouser snakes often hibernate inside them and on occasion get stuck because of the moisture often sliding in and out trying to come out of the trouser pocket
Brads trouser snake got caught in Britts trouser pocket because of the wetness of her pocket.
by Bbbbb88 December 25, 2016
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neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.
*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??
by Pipperoo October 14, 2017
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Trouser Trout

Having sex or getting oral sex with your penis sticking out the fly of your pants or jeans.
My girlfriend was horny in the dressing room so I went in and trouser trouted her real good.
by KMag357 December 06, 2020
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Webbing trousers

When your trousers are so full, it feels like you're kitted out for a week long operation in a war zone!

Lots of stuff + Trousers = Webbing trousers
Dude 1 "Dude, I've got my IPod, my wallet, my phone my keys and a Coke in my pockets and I'm wearing skinny jeans!"
Dude 2 "Got some webbing trousers going on, eh?"
Dude 1 "Mmmhmhh"
by Rob Humm February 17, 2009
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