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Trouser Spider

a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.
After a greasy fart, Otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. The distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.
by malibulivin May 18, 2012
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Trouser trailer

The unfortunate and unintended phenomenon whereby an attempted fart and dart is performed too rapidly, resulting in the perpetrator being followed by his or her own brown cloud around a public place, leaving little or no doubt as to the initial deliverer of said methane.
Jesus Mother of Christ, that trouser trailer could only have come from the bloke over the other side of the shop! If he'd timed it a split second later he'd have pulled off a classic fart and dart!
by Network Synergies Mgmt September 27, 2011
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Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers
Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023
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Trouser eggs

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!
by Nobli May 7, 2023
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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
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green trousers

green trousers is an iconic bitch who slays at everything and everyone is jealous of them because they have some funky ass green trousers and they dont, because they're broke lol
jerremy "omg is that green trousers??!!"
branddealing "yes duhhh how could u not see their iconic green trousers, what r u a loser or something??"
by greentrousersloverxoxo February 9, 2022
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trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.
You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.
by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021
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