Tort

An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.

"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."

by czvezda October 21, 2012

Tort

A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.

Christian- Peter you Tort

Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT

Christian- You fucking tort.

by DCONZ January 12, 2010

black tortilla chip

a person who's nationality is half Mexican, half African American

Steve: Take a look at that black tortilla chip over there.

John: Hmmm, all i see is a black-Mexican guy.

by bobb1989 October 19, 2009

tortfease

To commit a tort against someone.

You sir just got tortfeased, intentional infliction of emotional distress.

by asufficientlyuniquestring September 29, 2010

tortify

1) To commit a tort.
2) To tortfease.

Tortfeasor: I just tortified your mom.
Son of the afflicted: Dude. WHY would you tortify my mom? Why!?
Tortfeasor: Yup. Smacked her so hard her lip ring melted. Intent AND offensive contact baby.
Son of the afflicted: That was my dad you tard.

by epic1L December 7, 2011

Tortilla Land

Dripping hot queso all over a man's body while spanking him with a tortilla.

-How was your date with Ignacio last night?

-It was beautiful, he took me to Tortilla Land.

by IdRathaGoIgnant October 22, 2013

tortilla braces

when biting into a burrito or wrap, and tortilla shell completely sticks and covers your teeth in a brace-ish manner

"One bite in and I already have tortilla braces!" I exclaimed angrily while picking tortilla off my teeth.

We went out to Qdoba which was a huge mistake because when she smiled, she had tortilla braces. Gross!

by Schanedawg November 5, 2013