Definitions by Schanedawg

tortilla braces

when biting into a burrito or wrap, and tortilla shell completely sticks and covers your teeth in a brace-ish manner

"One bite in and I already have tortilla braces!" I exclaimed angrily while picking tortilla off my teeth.

We went out to Qdoba which was a huge mistake because when she smiled, she had tortilla braces. Gross!

tortilla braces by Schanedawg November 5, 2013

the drunk continuum 

often referred to as "still drunk", the drunk continuum is when someone's night drunk carries over to the next morning and next day

I thought I saw Tom for the first time sober today on campus, but turns out the drunk continuum took its toll again. He was still drunk from the night before...

or

Damn, the drunk continuum was in full force this morning. I could barely function.

the drunk continuum by Schanedawg September 20, 2013