toushing

From the ancient language of "IRC"

To perform sexually explicit acts on ones computer, especially the keyboard.

"Feral> i toush the keys"

Feral is an expert when it comes to toushing.

by [nrx] October 10, 2004

gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 25, 2009

touching canvas

to need a shit so bad that it almost comes out.

will you hurry up on that toilet, i'm touching canvas.

by Paul Carey August 30, 2007

touching taint

When you go deeper than balls deep.

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!

by Ohnono December 13, 2012

touching tattoos

When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.

Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.

by Brock North May 9, 2008

Testi-Touching-Pimp

someone who loves to touch testis

Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.

by P.P (PlayaPimp) September 20, 2003

Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

by Derethad June 24, 2010