josiah toledo

Josiah is a fine ass ginger who seriously needs to be in jail for being too fine I would literally drop all my friends for him

"Hey you know josiah toledo?"
"Yeah man he's fine as fuck"

by Amaani69 August 16, 2022

Toledo Rocket

When a man masturbates and his sperm is propelled with enough force to reach the vagina or anus of the partner who is at least 3 feet away

Dude I totally did a Toledo Rocket last night at A-house
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by ahouse 3rd floor January 18, 2011

Tooked

To get punched or beating the shit out of someone or something

“You want to get tooked”

by Pokepoke May 30, 2018

Toolery

1: A group of Tools.

2: Acting the tool

1: Ah, here comes the toolery now.

2: Stop this Toolery you idiot!

by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005

Toledo Snuff Box

When a man at some point during intercourse shaves his partners pubic hair, lines it up on their pelvis, and then snorts it.

This chick was f***king crazy! She handed me some hair clippers and asked for a Toledo Snuff Box!

by Ogsnuffer January 3, 2011

The Toledo Mud Hen

While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.

While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.

by Emily or Elise January 4, 2012

Holy Toledo

A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.

Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."

by Clang May 11, 2006