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Tofussy

A vegan's pussy. replaces the "p" with tofu in order to create an inclusive environment for vegan women.
I was gonna eat that pussy, but I guess she's vegan so I'm gonna eat some of that Tofussy
by Jihado January 25, 2022
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Tolu

Tolu is a very attractive person. He's known to be funny. He can dress good classy if he wants to. He's a ladies man. He's homiesexual. He is also very good looking and a good friend
"I want tolu to marry me"
"Tolu is my daddy"
"Tolu is so hot"
by T.A.D123 February 24, 2022
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Tofusson

Tofusson is someone that is good at playing guitar!
Tofusson shredded that guitar like it was a brick of tofu.
by billyeggroll July 19, 2022
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tofulery

Cooking with tofu with the purpose of making it taste like meat.
The chef was out of ground beef, so he performed some tofulery to make the tofu taste like burgers.
by Ahmnodt October 11, 2023
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Emotional Tofu

(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.

Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise

Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
by Palmo53 January 29, 2017
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Start tofu

When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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ichigo tofu

- do you know ichigo?
- the DOOM girl right? ichigo tofu?
- yes
by sannen October 24, 2020
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