Vegan's 

Vegans: people that need to fuck off and need to eat some meat

Normal people : wheres the beef

Vegan's : wheres the grass

Vegan's by anti vegan November 13, 2018

Vegan's Law 

Vegan's Law states that as notes/replies on a post on a social network site grow and more heated (hi Tumblr), it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will make a mocking comparison to vegans, to which a vegan will almost inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to play holier-than-thou in relation to meat-eaters. When the latter occurs, the vegan guilty of invoking Vegan's Law has effectively forfeited their dignity.

Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.

My Tumblr dashboard is ridiculous, but it's funny sometimes since I'll often see posts about racism or sexism turn into "Spot the Vegan". It's great how these children love to invoke Vegan's Law.

Vegan's Law by BullockDS April 16, 2015

vegan's bane 

steak and cheese omelette with a tall glass of milk

May I take your order?

Yes, I'll have the vegan's bane with a side of hash browns.

vegan's bane by Othello1019 August 8, 2007

Vegan Sweat Lodge 

When a bunch of people with fingerless gloves get inside of a 2014 Prius and they crank the heat all the way up, thus sweating out all of the tofu they ate causing a vegan sweat lodge. Usually in the parking lot of a starbucks or slam poetry event

Whenever hipsters need a break from their 10 cats and youtube vlogging, they like to destress in the parking lot of a long john slivers, participating in a vegan sweat lodge.

Vegan Sweat Lodge by BallzDeepMax69 September 12, 2018

vegan slaughterhouse 

A perilous field or room where vegetables go to die. Also known as a farm.

Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:

"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"

vegan slaughterhouse by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020

vegan scallops 

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.

I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.

vegan scallops by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

Vegan Sleepover 

A group of people (typically teenagers) spooning on a horizontal surface

raw feelings, raw emotions, raw people - Welcome to the vegan sleepover

Vegan Sleepover by Plaid flannel May 24, 2016