toad's dad

this guy claims to love his wife but he always rapes his sons brian and stinky not joe though b/c he is cool. he makes brain suck his cock while stinky eats out his asshole... his wife likes the pussy as well

why is toad's dad a son fucking wierdo

by kinger splash February 6, 2005

toad stools

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

toad people

Someone so ugly that they’re comparable to a toad.

Shes so ugly she’s fit in with the toad people.

by phant0mnomnomnom October 7, 2018

Toad in a hole

When the willy goes in the vagina

Last night I had toad in a hole. Louise gave me fish fingers too

by Fish Fingers February 25, 2019

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Toad Rammer

A twenty-something male that enjoys digging up dead bodies, connecting the rectum to the penile canal by using a power drill, and then finally inserting a frog or toad into the anus and pushing it through the urethra using a blunt stick. The frog or toad is then released back into it's home body of water to share it's experiences.

I'm thinking of marrying this guy, but I think he might be a toad rammer. What should I do?

by RoastTurkey September 4, 2008

toad-lick

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a toad-lick!

Shut up, toad-lick!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009