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Depresso Yoda

Just your average yoda man. 50+ years old. failed all staff apps. has deep voice yet still baby. can not use force. travels the world and takes photos of scenery and food. plays a bot who looks like his distant relative. mostly known as "yoda"
"Yoda's a simp" - Beth
"You shouldn't be talking" - Depresso Yoda
by Depresso Yoda April 11, 2021
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boujee yoda

The Grand Master of Boujee.. They set trends and train others in the art of Boujee
That girl Layla is the Boujee Yoda girls want to be her boys want to be with her she just oozes the Boujee Force
by Dr Wavey September 1, 2018
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yoda flipping

The act of combining a research drug 5-MAPB with LSD in order to recreate a similar experience to candy flipping.
'man I'm all out of molly, but I've got some 5-MAPB and LSD. I'm going to be Yoda flipping so hard'
by MachoNacho031 December 17, 2019
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Baby Yoda

A baby yoda is a reference to the pop culture "Mandalorian" by turning it into a meaning of
a man finding a random baby/kid out of nowhere, and then growing affection for it and taking care
of it even though it's not his baby
"Yo, Jackson found an abandoned kid last night at the bar!"
"Did he take it to the hospital?"
"Nah, he took it home, he hasn't talk to me since, looks like that kid is his Baby Yoda"
by DrFunTimes April 15, 2020
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Yoda grape

when something has gotten out of hand or someone went too far

origin:
In the lead up to the release of Star Wars VII The force awakens, licensing for star was products was everywhere, even a packet of grapes with Yoda on them, star wars licensing got out of hand.
"those false lashes with coloured feathers on them she wore were the yoda grapes of makeup".

Taylor plays careless whisper on his saxaphone to a bachelorette party for 3 hours and their vaginas melt off

"Dude, Taylor shit got totally yoda grapes at the club on Saturday"

"punching your neighbours dog was a little yoda grapes"
by b.rex_ March 26, 2016
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Yoda Scroda

When you apply a big goop of lube over your eyelids while an elderly primordial dwarf grinds his balls against them.
Sam gave Matt a Yoda Scroda while screaming "YODA SCRODA!"
by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014
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Yoda Balls

After 2 hours in the pool, I acquired yoda balls
by EliteNoob January 24, 2020
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