by sfgsas February 17, 2008
A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.
by Nayban November 01, 2005
When someone keeps vampire hours they are awake all night and sleep all day. They are unreachable by phone, text or social media during daylight hours when the rest of their friends are up.
Now that Jody is unemployed she's been keeping vampire hours and is never awake in time to go to lunch or start some day drinking.
by smonkey81u812 July 13, 2011
someone whose life revolves around drama. they often pull you into their drama and guilt trip you into being their friend and putting up with them. dealing with them is often emotionally draining
by aaddicted May 21, 2009
by Bob Box February 23, 2009
by anonymous 1230 January 28, 2021
noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)
(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)
(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)
Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.
by Austin Ketelsen, Jon Cross May 07, 2008