Teddy Roosevelt

The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.

Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt

by jillstobbs_ April 18, 2018

jama teddy

Jama teddy is a very special type of teddy who is easy to love and great fun to be around. He always wears pyjamas.

Time to go to bed, Jama Teddy.

by Dannyboyrules November 24, 2017

teddy girl

The girlfriend of a teddy boy, donned in rockabilly clothing. Rebelling In the 1950's-60's

'Wouldn't mess with her, she's a teddy girl'

by Gibbonhandler September 23, 2015

Teddies 🧸

An amazing fandom made by the hot tiktoker nickaustin. Teddies are kind, loving, sweet, recpectful, and so much more. 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸

Person one:yo what is Nick Austin's fandom called?
Person 2:teddies 🧸

by Nickaustin_tiktokfan🧸 February 26, 2021

sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

by it really happened January 7, 2008

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012

teddy bear

a virile man who is nevertheless very gentle and kindhearted,in spite of his gruff manner.

10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.

by JMC70 January 15, 2017