Cross Timbers middle

Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes

Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle

by Hehehehhehdhehhd September 10, 2021

Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.

Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!

by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Timber Doodle

A quick sexual rendezvous amongst hunters who meet each other in the woods by happenstance.

I was out deer hunting, and I came across this guy who called himself Sunshine, we had a fantastic Timber Doodle and then went upon our ways.

by TFFF5dd232323 November 22, 2025

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Timber

Slay af youtuber

Timber is slaying

by Agathaissoslayqjeen August 5, 2024

Timber

A guy who is rizzy but has a big dick he is decent at sports and a little chubby but is a ladys magnet

Timber:whats good
girl:whats good daddy

by babydaddytimmy March 8, 2024