Hard Times

When You're girlfriend dumps you for a lesbian, you realize you have cancer, you get a DWI after drinking one beer, you get fired from your job for being late because of traffic,you loose all your friends,you're a pre mature ejaculator,you're broke,and the list goes on and on...Ultimate Shaft City

Basically Karma is out for you and isnt gonna stop till you dead!

"Man lately its been hard times for me"- Matt
"Yea right man,least your car didnt break down on a bridge,causing a 12 car pile up"-Seet
"Yea youre right"-Matt

by Tdavis April 11, 2007

happy fun times

noun: This term can refer to any joyous or even nonsensical event.

My girlfriend and I enjoy happy fun times when she gets drunk and aroused.

When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.

by EvanJM February 8, 2007

Early Times

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.

Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!

by Cal Ski Team #1! January 2, 2009

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

timeshafted

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.

"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."

by toddx February 3, 2010

Timbs season

1. That time of year when it gets so cold you need to start wearing your timbs again.

2. Anytime of year for New Yorkers

It’s so cold today, let me go get my timbs because it’s #timbs season

by Timbs season November 11, 2017

Timam

A loving man who will hold the people he loves close.He wont hurt your feelings if you don't hurt his...has a huge crush on girls who think ,talk,walk and act like him...if you've ever met one you will understand. They are usually very open too new things in bed or even in a daily environment like watching a movie or new music

Ur very lucky to be dating Timam

by Khallesi December 30, 2018