shadow thong

When a girl sends a nude picture of herself and it appears she has a thong. After close examination though, you can clearly see she doesnt. It's just a shadow that her fat makes.

"Dude I was so dissapointed when she was wearing a thong in the picture" "bro, she isnt wearing a thong, it's a shadow thong!" "eewww!"

by AEYIBE April 19, 2010

thong-dollaz

Money earned by strippers, especially if that money is stuffed into their underwear by strip club patrons. First used by Jeph Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible.

by Ben Jarvis December 10, 2008

Thoogle

A smart-ass male that thinks he is google. A typical mansplainer

"Seriously, he is a total thoogle!"

by imnotfordislyf March 18, 2020

Hammer of Thor

When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.

Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.

by BackB0ne January 7, 2016

man thong

a speedo

every swimmer has worn a man thong at some point.

by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 27, 2010

thongs

AKA flip flops
sandals

Shoes held on by a V shaped strap fixed at the pointed end.

the girls were wearing thongs on the beach, but had to take them off when they kept getting sand in them.

by DXR57MK4W816 July 23, 2007

thong job

when a girl removes her thong, grips it in her hand, and uses it to get a guys rocks off

My legs were shaking after she gave me a great thong job.

by chris June 14, 2004