King Thick Dick

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.

Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain

by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016

thickiana

A thick girl you like and want to have relations with.

Ought that's a thickiana right their.

by Thickiana June 9, 2019

Witcho Thick Ass

A woman that’s very thick with a lot of ass

Damn shorty you thick as hell with hella ass, I’m trying to spend a Bag “Witcho Thick Ass”

by YungPoppy814 May 31, 2019

thick thighs

the best trait to have along with ass. i mean no one can deny that curves are top tier

you: i’m feeling sad lately
friend: dont worry bro just look at the shorty with the thick thighs
you: ok im healed thanks g

by footfetigizer July 3, 2021

thick

in England this means a person is stupid.e.g '1+4 isn't 6,don't be so thick' 'are you thick! don't put your finger there'. originally thick head,or fat head but thick sounds better. if your an american in england, calling a girl thick will not go down well.it will mean that you think she is a dumb arse.

in ENGLAND : 'mate you are so thick, 1 squared isn't 2'.
in america, ( a great country, i've been on holiday):'that girl is thick'*.
*(for the english, thick in america means not skinny but not fat- a good shape)

by lotti england January 23, 2007

Thick'd

To be the victim of poor planning or willful disregard for established rules and/or safety measures, usually involving either being or following an overconfident individual into some form of unfortunate outcome.

Thick44:"Hey Doraleous, come on. I'm gonna go check out this cave!" ..(3 minutes later).."Doraleous was killed by megalosaurus level 100" , "Thick44 was killed by megalosaurus level 100" Simon: "What happened to Doraleous?" Neebs: "Oh that dummy got Thick'd"

by Sharkrid3r October 9, 2017

thick boi

A thick boi is a guy with a fat ass h3h3 is a thick boi aswell

Oh man you know I’m a thick boi

by Ragingfeminist October 14, 2017