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many might believe that Theo means god in greek but that is not true. Theo is short for Theodor which essentially is the person who offers god gifts
Hi Theo you’re really cute. I know your name doesn’t mean god. I happen to be extremely educated. Your super sized dixk can still serve me well…
Theo by greedysurvey April 16, 2022
i love theo he makes me hard
Theo’s are harmfully sexy and have 12+inch shmeets. However they are extremely vulnerable to cute dudes.
Example

Friend 1:see that boy over there?
Friend 2: yes, with the sexy hair?
Friend 1: uhuh, ask him out for me.
Friends 2: bitch he’s mine, I’ll bet he’s a Theo.
Theo by Theostaysstrapped April 25, 2022
guy with very big huge large very gigantic shlong
how big is the biggest penis in the world? just go look in theos pants
Theo by teeeeeedo April 29, 2022
Literally the coolest friend anyone could ask for,he is loyal and is always fun to be around,always cool with everyone and is never mean at all
Theo is so fucking cool
Theo by IsaXx May 11, 2022
Theo is a Fortnite god who plays 14 hours a day and gets 10 bombs against level 2's and bots. And you're 4 years old. In summary, it's the fortnite kid who sits at the nut-free table who no one wants to talk to but knows.
Theo by Quitavious Leshawnty May 18, 2022