feasible weasel

The most annoying thing/person on the planet, Does not know when to stop talking, Inappropriate in every situation imaginable.

'That guy is feasible weasel'

by Dubstep Forum User September 25, 2007

web weasel

A person who hastily minimizes or closes his web browser everytime someone enters his room or office.

"As soon as I enter the room, he quickly closes his web browser. I am sure he is watching porn, that web weasel"

by markhus January 10, 2008

anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

Basin Weasel

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

Weasel Tamer

One who is good at getting their ways with men, especiall in sexual matters but not always.

Damn, cara is being such a weasel tamer today. she has bob, jim, and dave wrapped around her finger.

cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend

by Hanban March 13, 2005

Pop the weasel

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 19, 2016

Sleepy weasel

The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

That girl was being a sleepy weasel last night after one drink.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019