root beer

only the best soda EVER!!!!!!

me: I LOVE ROOT BEER!!!

by root beer lover April 28, 2011

jim root

jim root is a guotar player for the band SlipKnoT... he is awesome!

you: wow hear that guitar solo. its grate!
me: yer..thats Jim root!

by silje marie bryhn July 16, 2006

Rooting in the trough

1. When an organism willingly and proudly lowers itself below its normal sanitary conditions for its own pleasure.

1. Don't get in my car you disgusting fiend; you've been rooting in the trough all day!

by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012

Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.

"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"

by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

Root wonder

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition

It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!

by Winter of '85 June 4, 2018