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santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.
look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”
by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020
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The Recommendation Clause

If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.
My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.
by Joood September 25, 2020
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Slayage Clause

This is defined by a moment in which a person has exuded so much slay in the action, that they must've been legally obligated to do it.
"Theresa definitely enacted the slayage clause when she told Allison that having a baby shower at the school wasn't cost-effective, but just trashy."
by ethanmarielynn November 5, 2022
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Slanta Clause

Herro, why you no say Slanta Clause comin tonite
by EazyE47 November 13, 2022
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Khaos Clause

Whenever you try and almost succeed, but get promoted to a different position.
Hey, I heard that John made special forces but didn't pass but he got promoted anyways. Yeah looks he caught the case of the Khaos Clause
by Riven of some voices November 20, 2021
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Wu-Tang Clause

When you're asked to do something that is either way too difficult or is a BAD idea.

This is the way to back out of it, because it ain't nothing to f with.
Mikey wanted Jason and himself to try skydiving the next day without proper training. Jason knew better so he said "Dude... Wu-Tang Clause "... Mikey thought about it and said.. "Yeah, definitely a bad idea".
by DJ Dammit Man February 12, 2022
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The balls clause

Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.
“Hey Joey did you read the balls clause?”
No what did it say?”
“I came to the conclusion; balls”
by The_see-er September 4, 2021
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