Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
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Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

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TFB Clause

"Too Fucking Bad" Clause. You use it when you are trying to do good but the person getting the good dont want it but you will not take "no" for an answer.
I dont want a prenup.
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad
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santa clause

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santa clause

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Santa Clause

When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win
Gino was so deep he be looking like Santa Clause
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Poes-clause

He that choofs is a little bitch and forfeits any rights as a result.
I invoke the poes-clause. You automatically lose this argument.
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