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chainsaw eyes

A woman's eyes that reveal how psycho she is, leading to a fear that those eyes are the last thing you'll see when she wakes you up and hacks you up with a chainsaw.
I'm not dating that chick, those chainsaw eyes scare me...
by anonymous September 13, 2020
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Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage
Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw
by yoinkysploinkyguy March 8, 2024
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Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
by Double take July 10, 2025
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Chainsaw

Verb: The act of grabbing a penis and trying to rip it off in the middle of the night.
by Sparqs125 May 19, 2018
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Chainsawing

When two women violently start their periods at the same time while scissoring.
Katie and I were scissoring last night and we ended up chainsawing!
by Vampire_Girl January 5, 2021
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anal chainsaw

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by boobaga August 4, 2017
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Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.
I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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