Blue chainsaw

The blue chainsaw is the weapon man has feared for century it is the instrument of Armageddon it shall destroy everything in its path

Person 1: I have the blue chainsaw

Person 2:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Grunt who likes potatos June 5, 2021

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

chainsaw stalk

Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.

ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot

by bobb0913 June 28, 2009

Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

chainsaw on a stick

Redneck do it your selfer tree pruning gas or electric chainsaw. Connected to telescoping 10 Ft handle.

Very highly recommended by professional hard working Mexican yard crews and the Most Interesting Man in the World.

Stay thirsty my friends.

Dude.
I had a limb hanging over my roof, and I couldn’t reach it to remove it..if only I had a chainsaw on a stick. I cut cut that rascal and drink me a beer.

by Jbjr4vols July 6, 2024

reverse chainsaw into quentin hiding in a corner

A show of pure dead by daylight skill that has you reversing into a chainsaw dash to hit a someone playing as quentin smith hiding in a corner. A maneuver pioneered by twitch streamer otzdarva, most high tier players don’t consider it a victory if at least one isn’t performed in the game

“okay and now what you want to do is reverse chainsaw into quentin hiding in a corner and that’s it”
-Otzdarva

by Orsina July 19, 2023

Chainsawing

When two women violently start their periods at the same time while scissoring.

Katie and I were scissoring last night and we ended up chainsawing!

by Vampire_Girl January 5, 2021