almost naked animal

An almost naked animal is someone who has almost been fully exposed.

Dude we have nearly exposed him for who he truly is. Right now he's an almost naked animal

by Maya Kim June 10, 2018

almost

almost the worst word on the planet earth just read below

I was almost enough We almost made it I almost survived

by E. L. R May 10, 2019

Almost

almost is the saddest word in the English language. because I was almost good enough. he was almost in love with me. she almost survived. he almost cared. we almost made it.

it’s so sad that we can love anyone and he almost liked you back

he almost loved me as much as I did

by a other shy sad girl January 1, 2020

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!

by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018

almost

the saddest word in the english language

we almost made it
it almost happened

by colin zhangy November 21, 2019

almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024