Dirty Wind

Fecal scented air expelled through the anal cavity. You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as "The Dirty Wind" is one of the most sought after farts. It is comforting to farter and passerby alike. It has a sound of air being let out of a bike tire ffffffffffffffft. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes cause the farters mouth to hang open uncontrollably with eyes watering & unable to speak. It's as though he has had the wind knocked out of him. Neither loud nor strong in sound this fart however is unwavering, it may last fifteen seconds.

Derek was hiking near his home when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks... he felt the presence of a Dirty Wind approaching and thus slightly bent over at the waist, hands on hips as he released his dirty wind for the other hikers to appreciate.

by hammer41 August 29, 2011

Noisome Wind

A spirit's version of flatulence. Suggests some kind of bio-chemistry in their essence.

This is quite unlike the Noisome Wind, which is created in a rather different way.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses

I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her

by Chop81 January 10, 2021

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

wind art

The thinking behind wind art comes from New York-based DJ Kucefiction, aka Patrick Daniel Lorien who explored the sonic landscape and visual playground during his early shows. As a pioneer of the Wind Art movement in the early 2000s, Patrick Daniel Daniel Patrick Lorien became famous for installations known as "wind experiences" in the Washington D.C. and the greater Philadelphia area.

The museum goers were astonished at the wind art exhibit, never before had they been blown away by the use of wind as a progressive artistic medium.

by craig jackson May 6, 2006

Wind the Clock

the action of tucking in your boner (which could possibly be an NRB) under your waistline/belt while in a public setting so that the boner is not visible from your pants; one essentially reaches into one's trousers and "winds the clock" (sweeps the boner) to noon in a swooping motion

I went to a titty club, got excited from all the boobies and jiggly booties, and had to "wind the clock" before she sat on my lap for a dance.

by Cap'n Bock n Calls January 6, 2008

Wind Surge

The shart filled air that comes out of your anus just before you have explosive diarrhea.

The pressure release from that wind surge was almost euphoric.

by Timbrrwolf November 13, 2019