lightening rod

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

Lightning rod

While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.

I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.

by Dan Rich, courtesy of Joe Grecz July 16, 2008

rod of correction

A penis, the male sexual organ.

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction

by Iblisatan January 23, 2007

Rod Liddle

Rhyming slang for a 'piddle'.

"Hang around, will you, I'm desperate for a Rod Liddle."

by GlenDragon April 17, 2009

Lightning Rod

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”

by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020

Rod Ramming

Very similar to a jousting match during the medieval era, but using penises instead of large, metal spears. Two men will charge at each other naked with their hands tied behind their backs and massive erections. The winner is decided when a man gets hit so incredibly hard by the other man's erection that he falls over.

Jim and Dan both wanted something, so to decide who gets what they want they both agreed to a Rod Ramming match.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015

Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.

I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!

by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016