Lava hippo

When you take eat a lot of pancakes and then you take a dump from the pancakes onto a hippo

Hey I just did a lava hippo to Allie Zaki.

by Allie Zaki October 28, 2007

Hippo the Hypocrite

One who is in the action of being hypocritical.

It's Hippo the Hypocrite, dupa dupa doo, that's you!

by snacky smores June 13, 2006

Dirty Hippo

Alongside with Jamster, it's another lame service that invades your television with a series of commercials that inform you to use your cell phone to download tacky wallpaper and/or really annoying ringtones.

Girl: OMG CHECK OUT MY FITTY CENT RINGTONE!!! *dun, du-*
Guy: *Bashes phone on ground* Shut up, goddamnit.

by Gearbox January 26, 2005

spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

by Cannibalguppy March 01, 2006

angry hippo

when a fat chick is on her period.

that is one angry hippo

by Lord of Ass October 04, 2013

Hippo Kisses

Basically the best kiss. Its when both you and your partner open your mouths vertically, touch lips, close, and kiss!

There's nothing better than hippo kisses morning afternoon and night!

by Jlundbeezy February 03, 2010

hippo bitch

A fat annoying girl who stuffs herself into clothes that are way to small for her and acts like a whore
ANNOYING FAT CHICK!

Hey did you see that fat chick?

Ya shes a total hippo bitch!

I know.

by lmfao x 5,000,000 November 06, 2009