The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis
by DrGonzo61 November 20, 2007
To insert one's middle, ring and index finger into a vagina and with your thumb against her clitoris and your little finger on her perinium (better known as the taint). You rotates your wrist to stimulate the clit/perinium and move inside her.
by Ajedrez April 18, 2007
by T-bone Jenkins July 15, 2008
by Malkontent42 September 18, 2010
Euphemism for manual stimulation of the male penis by a dirty hooker (for money) employing the non-dominant hand and lubricated by bearing grease.
Todd was so poor, he couldn't afford a bj from a real hooker, so he had to settle for a downtown handshake from Holly Herpes behind the Jr. Food Store.
by leedlicks247rocker April 27, 2010
The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.
Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?
Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!
Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!
**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**
Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!
Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!
**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**
by Senor Musk March 25, 2007
Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.
Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW
Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!
Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!
by Jordandijinz0rz November 05, 2009