The Bloom

The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.

Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!

Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom

That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.

by GoodOlAmbientBoy February 24, 2023

madison bloom

she is a rude, swearing girl who thinks she is cool at but everyone hates her

ewww! it’s madison bloom

by hippommmm October 11, 2020

bloom soon

When a plant blossoms early according to seasonal norms.

That garden experienced a bloom soon with many of the plants it features.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Riley bloom

A girl who likes to get her hair pulled

“Dayum..I was with that hot girl last night and we were getting it on, I did the Riley Bloom move and she was super into it!”

by Rumboy222 March 20, 2019

Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.

Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?

by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020

Blooming Prairie MN

A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.

My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.

by Sirhardknocks January 31, 2021

Schlouga de Bloom

The act of having coffee in the morning.

“Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”

by MF2020 November 01, 2020