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"Bite Me"

Jon... Hey Dude, u puttin on some extra weight there ??
Dude.. "Bite me".
by DonJuan July 9, 2007
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Cheesecake Bites

Where your partner masterbates onto your asshole, then you take the asshole jizz mixture and freeze the mixture into ice cube trays. Put your ice cube tray into the freezer and freeze for an hour. Finally you and your partner eat the frozen cheese cake bites during Netflix and chill sessions.
Derrick wanted John to make "Cheesecake Bites" so they could have a snack while binge watching I was Teenaged Werewolf on Netflix.
by StickamanJensen May 29, 2017
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love bite

A small cluster of split veins on the neck from sucking. Given by lovers during sex or make outs. Can cause the receiving person to moan.

The person who is going to give the love bite sucks on the neck until a golf ball-ish sized mark appears on the neck. Losers use their vacuum cleaners to give themselves love bites. Some people see love bites as a mark that the person carrying the mark is either a slut or the person carrying the mark's girlfriend is a slut. But it simply shows that you are in a strong and healthy relationship.
1. Robbie started off by kissing Kim's neck, then gave her a love bite.

2. I'm so sad. *sobs* I'm gonna go give myself a lovebite with the vacuum cleaner.
by paulmakespasties August 20, 2006
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Cow Bite

The act of making your hand like a cow's mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim's thigh. The signature move of Uncle Bill Swartz.
"OH MY GOD, it's SWARTZIE! He's got Mike in the inaugural family cow bite!!!"
by Steve Jantz December 25, 2007
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ain't that a bite

For something to happen the oppisite of how one wants it to.

Slang from the 50s

an alternative for That's Too Bad
Person 1: I didn't get the job
Person 2: ain't that a bite?
by 0liviat August 14, 2017
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The Bite of 89

When the FNaF movie comes out the same day as 1989 (Taylor's Version)
Do you want to go see The Bite of 89 when it comes out
by stan skz <3 August 11, 2023
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you bite

A comeback to "you swallow" meaning the act of biting someone's dick. It's basically just constant comebacks saying what u do to someone's dick. "You suck" means sucking it ofc, "You swallow" means swallowing cum, and you bite means you bite da dick...
by DefenitionManInnit March 24, 2021
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