Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

dirty telescope

When you're fucking an asshole and get shit on your dick.

"I was barebacking that crack addict from the construction site in the ass for $10 and when she thought I came she pulled away from me and I saw that the nasty bitch gave me a dirty telescope".

by Democratic Republic of Doob February 2, 2017

do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.

"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"

by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017

death and taxes

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world

death and taxes are inevitable

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

busted tees

I'd hit it. Yes indeed.

I laugh long and loud at those witty busted tees.

by Pingoir January 2, 2009

doing taxes

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

by tourangh October 11, 2006

telescope

A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.

Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.

by spycatcher December 17, 2004