When you're fucking an asshole and get shit on your dick.
"I was barebacking that crack addict from the construction site in the ass for $10 and when she thought I came she pulled away from me and I saw that the nasty bitch gave me a dirty telescope".
by Democratic Republic of Doob February 2, 2017
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When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye
I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!
by HighWizeguy March 6, 2019
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