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textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.
"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."
by amvanstan July 25, 2014
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Texas Exit

When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.
This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.
by GGAustin August 14, 2011
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textfriend

a friend that you no longer see in person who has not moved away, and only communicate via text txt message.
Yeah I havent seen Will in months but he's still my textfriend.
by raeyeofthesun February 20, 2011
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blinated text

1. white text typed with a black highlight
2. any highlighted typed text
Also, I don't understand why all your emails are written in blinated text like that.
by T.W.B March 20, 2021
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Textmerized

adjective. A manic condition in which a person's attention is completely possessed by a text conversation or argument on a mobile phone, seemingly shutting out the rest of the world.
Jill tried several times to tell her husband Jack that she was pregnant with his brother's child, but Jack was textmerized by his argument with Kurt on why the Cubs are better than the Sox.
by cyberobotic August 1, 2010
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texas sized 10-4

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context
"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"
by big boy11 October 3, 2016
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Texas Plunger

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina then having sex, forcing the feces further into her.
Ex: My gf was really mad when i pulled out the old texas plunger last night
by jshak43 December 4, 2013
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