Teletubby

a girl that looks good behind a counter but comes out and has fat thighs and a huge waist line.

Dude i was eyeing this girl up behind the counter and that teletubby came out from behind and was huge

by shittypinky February 24, 2009

Teletubbie

A girl/boy who is extremely annoying,lame, a copy cat, gay, and whose dancing scares the shit out of you... basically being a Cynthia

''Omg I love Alex Soooo Much!, and I love to dance! i dance soo good! like a Teletubbie!'

by Rumors June 20, 2008

teletubie

its big fat toy that are stupid

that teletubies is so stupid...

by walahhhhh July 31, 2003

teletoon

Stupid TV station with retarded shows like caiouu and my dad the rockstar. the average person would rather watch Mythbusters...at least they have explosions

Guy 1: OMG i love this tv station!!!11one
Guy 2: Geez, ur a retard, change the channel to mythbusters, i hear they are making a chicken cannon or something.
Guy 1: *cries then goes to his room to cut his wrists and worship Teletoon*

by Ludaguffia September 5, 2007

teletizzle

The cartoon channel called Teletoon. Originated on Teletoon when they did that stupid rap Christmas special where Santa and his elves were black, the girl character had no nose and the dog could stand on his hind leg, wear clothes and rap. Quite moronic, really.

Teletizzle
It's unrizzle

by Darian December 24, 2003

teletummie

With the increase in popularity of tablet pcs there are more and more people using them, and therefore, walking around with them. They invariably clutch them to their stomachs.

This act makes them look much like the well documented Teletubbies. Given that the users are typically managers, the nauseating effect of teletummies is usually very similar to that of the Teletubbies...

Look out, another teletummie coming this way. Get ready for another session of bullshit bingo.

by Peter Duncan May 6, 2006

teletumor

The bulk some phones create in pockets that sometimes, if the phone is really bulky or the jeans are slimmer, appears to be some sort of tumor growing out of the pocket area.

Person A:That super cool kid with those slim jeans looked like he almost had a real hip tumor!
Person B:Hahaha. Silly, he only had a teletumor.

by CoolguyZarate March 9, 2009