nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.

Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...

by yikestbh July 24, 2024

Sriracha Swirlie

(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.

Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."

Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"

by Staygoldponiboiiiiii January 10, 2017

Swirly

The word used when one is feeling horny but needs a classier word to explain there emotions

We just made out for an hour, I’m feeling very swirly

by Otwtfym September 7, 2021

pink swirly

Chugging a strawberry milkshake enema out of a Cambodian hookers gaping asshole

You can find the best pink swirly on vacation in Cambodia .

by Juggmentday November 1, 2019

Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.

I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie

by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018

Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.

1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.

by adamfaulk November 28, 2017

swirlie

When someone sticks their finger up your butt and swirls it around.

That swirlie you gave me last night made my eyes roll back

by toandfro9 July 15, 2022