gay swallower

IT'S A GAY GUY THAT GIVES HEAD AND SWALLOWS.

LAST NIGHT I MET MIKE AT THE BAR AND HE GAVE ME HEAD AND SWALLOWED.. HE IS A GAY SWALLOWER.

by BAXTER SENDLBECK May 3, 2018

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swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

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Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

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horn swallower

The act of swallowing ones whole penis

That Gary is an A-one horn swallower!

by Jdub101 October 11, 2016

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Dry Swallow

When someone throats a dry substance with no liquid.

Damn!!!! The vanilla gorilla just dry swallowed that whole jar of Parmesan.

by El Magnate October 16, 2019

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Angry swallow

When a girl is adamant that she doesn't swallow but you blow your load in her mouth, pinch her nose and seal her mouth til it's gone anyway.
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!

A vet described an angry swallow as the sexual equivalent of getting cats and dogs to take tablets, only without putting your dick in their mouth first.

The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.

by In_your_endo February 1, 2021

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