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A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.
"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"
by Namonya March 5, 2021
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gay swallower

IT'S A GAY GUY THAT GIVES HEAD AND SWALLOWS.
LAST NIGHT I MET MIKE AT THE BAR AND HE GAVE ME HEAD AND SWALLOWED.. HE IS A GAY SWALLOWER.
by BAXTER SENDLBECK May 3, 2018
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dutchman's swallow

A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.
that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!
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wilson swallow

A Wilson swallow is a guy named Phil who will slob the knob of a quarterback named Russell
Can’t believe your a Wilson swallow
by Boonshanka November 17, 2019
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swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.
I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!
by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017
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elephant swallow

When you swallow a guys jizz and then spit it back in the guys mouth.
The girl was so turned off by the taste of his semen that she elephant swallowed after blowing him.
by Nyccompany November 14, 2016
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Swamp swallow

A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .
Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .
by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022
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