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Swagger-Bang 

When one's swagger (style) is too much for another person to handle, resulting in the person with swagger, punching whoever isn't fronting the same amount of swagger. Or as an alternative, a steezing swaggerist can walk past someone who isn't no where near on the same level as swagger as them and can call out "swagger-bang"

Rules:

1. Swagger-banger has to be confirmed on he or she's swagger before the action of a swagger-bang.

2. Don't do it if your a not fresh or a beg.

Created by MC ELLs & MC Chubzy®
"Yo G, your threads are banging" "Yeah man, I agree your garms are fresh" "Mate, you be steezing"

*punches person with less swagger in the arm* "SWAGGER-BANG"

"Although that hurt like hell, I kneel before thee, for thy's swagger is too tight for a mere mortal like myself to handle"
Swagger-Bang by Some fresh d00d. October 1, 2009

Swagger Shades

A pair of sun glasses that is so fresh that they can not be described how swagger that they are.
When Tyler put on his Swagger Shades he couldn't be touched he was so fresh.
Swagger Shades by Ty Magee May 23, 2010

swagger ass shit 

something that is so fly that it is almost unimaginable
Holy shit! Look at that kid. He's wearing some swagger ass shit.

Swagger Explosion

When one uses excessive force in any activity or social situation.
*Slamming a volleyball way out of bounds

*Walking into a party and yelling profanities

Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!

Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!
Swagger Explosion by Vard-Face June 27, 2010

Swagger Girl 

A girl that has swag; a lot like a swagger boy. Swagger Girls say "Yo", "Yolo", or even "Yo man, dis boy be crazy".
Girl: Yo sup nigga?
Boy: I feel uncomfortable...
Girl: You should, i'm a Swagger Girl!
Boy: *SHITS HIS PANTS*
Swagger Girl by Swagger Drizzle October 23, 2013

Swagger Jagger 

The stupid made up phrase by Cher Lloyd in her ridiculous song about all her haters. Swagger Jagger is a person who 'cramps' your style - type of hating.

Included in the stupid song all about how she isnt bothered by all her haters although, clearly she is bothered enough by them to make a song entirely about them and how they are 'swagger jaggers'.
Cher Lloyd -

'You can't stop looking me, staring at me
Be what I be, you can't stop looking at me
So get off of my face,
You can't stop clickin 'bout me
Writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me,
I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,
My swagger's in check

Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
My swagger's in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
I got in check'

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You're a hater, just let it go

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get your game on

Me - *ears cry blood*