Simpling

The person you simp for.

Simpling is a gender neutral term used to describe the Person you have fallen in love with.

"I have a big crush on Harry, he is my simpling."

"Everyone loves Emma, that girl is a real simpling."

by Emily Treeshit May 7, 2021

Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.

Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?

by drizzydrerogers1 March 1, 2011

grape stomping

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!

I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!

by B Lumpkin November 13, 2013

grave stomping

The act of digging up a dead female corpse and performing a certain sexual act upon it. You'll need two people for this procedure. One person puts their mouth upon the deceased's vagina, while the other person jumps ontop of the deceased squirting the insides of the corpse everywhere. One person must eat everything that comes out of the body.

Hey man, wanna go grave stomping later?
Sorry dude, I ve got homework.

by Frozen Urine November 19, 2015

stomping

Stomping is the act of slamming your skateboard down from mid air with your feet preferably on the bolts of the board in a clean yet strong manner.

"Fuck Man have you seen codys 360 flips lately? He's stomping them"

by Bigboi420 March 9, 2016

Stomping Grounds

A dangerous territory or "turf" that one (or a few) is/are currently in possession of. Should a hostile enter the vicinity of the stomping grounds, they will be stomped upon.

"Where I lounge is my stomping grounds."

"The bitch-ass violated my stomping grounds so I curbed him."

by sux0r September 6, 2003

Banana ear stomping

During a threesome involving specifically two women and one man, while the man is having casual banana ear sex with one of the females, the other begins stomping the mans penis into the other females ear.

Whilst having ear sex with Allie her friend Julie and her wicked ta-tas showed up. We decided to try banana ear stomping. It didnt go so well, so we tried some armpit post nibbling.

by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008