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stroller party

Any situation, common in Yuppie infested urban areas, where strollers clog and block any progress into restaurants, onto subways and elevated trains, through park paths, sidewalks, etc. This is the result of affluent, clueless, inconsiderate breeders with small children and $400.00 strollers who think they own all public spaces and can therefore slowly push their giant strollers anywhere and in any direction in the middle of any doorway they please in complete oblivion as to the the existence of other, non stroller pushing people.

Could also be called "stroller block."
I tried to ride my bike down the path today, but it was a total stroller party and I had to ride on the grass.

We went to brunch at (fill in the blank) but it was a total stroller party so we went to (any place less likely to attract strollers and their vile pushers).
by Dickie Bundle September 17, 2010
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Cellphone Stroll

The pointless, aimless walking to and fro one does when on their cellphone.
Dan's in the hall doing the cellphone stroll
by cupgrease January 28, 2009
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stroller surfing

When a toddler, often as part of the terrible twos or threes, refuses to sit in his stroller and the mother (exhausted from fighting with the child) decides to push on none-the-less.
Susan is having such a hard time with little Jeremiah, he refuses to sit down... he is getting to be quite an expert at stroller surfing.
by I. Will Bone April 1, 2010
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Stroh

Yo, last night when I was hooking up with that girl I gave her a Stroh.
by Mr.Meaney December 4, 2013
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Stroller dog

A dog who's human believes they look really posh by pushing their pampered pooch in a stroller. It actually makes normal people throw up in their mouth.
That bitch has a stroller dog. Move on bro.
by Julibelle January 28, 2016
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strollies

noun.

The ability to roll a joint with incredible expertise.

To have strollies is to have joint-rolling abilities an extra level above one who merely has "rollies." This is generally determined by the ability to roll up, or "stroll up," a tight baby joint with excellent precision. Strollies are generally held by joint-rolling veterans, but not necessarily marijuana smokers.
1. Let Rafquan roll it up. Dat nigga got strollies.

2. Barack Obama probably got mad strollies.
by Rafquan March 21, 2016
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Power Stroll

The signature walk of famed Madie Wisnie. Originated while crossing a bayou. A power stroll often results from fear, but sometimes also from courage. It can be a walk of shame or a walk of fame.
Because of the large crocodile, I quickly power strolled across the bayou.

They loved walking with each other, so they often power strolled.
by Camilothewise June 5, 2009
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