Stroller Rock

Generation "Y" Rock. LAME!

Bland, boring, commercialized rock. Singers whine, whine, whine, about how much they suck, how sorry they are for what they did and how much they suck... It's too late, too late, not to suck... So, I'll write this song and long for death by drowning in my own tears: To apologize for the fact that I suck.

Stroller Rock Worst Offenders: 3 Doors Down, Staind, Nickelback (when not screaming the talents daddy's little whore...), Hinder, Shinedown, Linkin Park.

by Gen Y Hater October 23, 2009

Strobing It

When a male has to masturbate more rapidly than usual because he knows that someone is coming home soon and he may not have much time to finish before interrupted. The act of "strobing it" is similar to the speed at which a strobe light flashes.

Pete's roommate called to tell him that he would be home in 5 minutes. Pete must begin strobing it at a higher rate of speed in order to avoid an awkward situation.

by Gylippus July 2, 2008

Ghetto Stroller

A shopping cart that has been hijacked from a store in the hood. Usually a person of color is pushing the cart several blocks away from the nearest grocer or Walmart with her kids in it.

Yo Steve you see the ass on that sista?

Yeah man she's fine and all that, but did you see the 5 kids that baby momma had in that ghetto stroller?

by Rick Daddy April 20, 2010

a stroll

a stroll is a super troll who is mentally unstable. Similar to the media, tabloids and the paparazzi except they are of the deviant stalker type who relies on stealth, electronic warfare voyeurism and espionage. A stroll watches a person 24 hours a day seven days a week while gaining sexual gratification from the victim leading to obsession that will never end until they get a full release or get killed. Very perverted individuals who question other peoples sanity while being unaware of their own mental illness.

a stroll has a mental illness most likely related to obessive compulsive disorder. Treatment for this illness include #Risperidone (Risperdal)
# Olanzapine (Zyprexa)
# Quetiapine (Seroquel)
# Ziprasidone (Geodon)
# Aripiprazole (Abilify)
# Paliperidone (Invega)

by uFuckenCrazy December 25, 2009

Stroller Porn

A public display of wealth in which an eight-pound infant human is wheeled around in a mobility device worth eight hundred dollars or more.

Since the Cole neighborhood gentrified, there's so much stroller porn you can hardly navigate the sidewalk.

by staticandbanal September 24, 2009

stribles

Whatever storm life brings you, you aren't afraid to deal with it head on. You know you can get through anything, and your strength draws in other people that want protection and a sense of security. You are a great leader, and people admire your stability and confidenc...e. Instead of letting your emotions get out of control, you think logically and find solutions to any problems you face. You don't let people's opinions affect you, and you take criticism with a grain of salt. You stand up for what's right, and you don't give in to what you know will bring you down.
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As the sun broke through the clouds, we saw a man standing in front of us. There was no fear in this man's eyes. Who are you we asked? And with a deep comforting voice he said, "I am Stribles."

by stribles February 8, 2010

Strubler

A sexy beast that always has a condom. Ready for action and is very intelligent. He knows what hes doing in and out of the bedroom.

That was totally a Strubler move you pulled last night.

by BigDick5000000 October 19, 2010