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Shooping

Extreme action of toolishness. Usually always wearing tye dye, taking mirror pics, and being sexy.
No! Stop shooping you piece of poop!
by Logan Kimmel March 13, 2011
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Stooking

When two people simultaneously masturbate while unknowingly thinking of each other.
"I totally spanked it while thinking about you last night."
"Oh my god, what time was that?"
"About...11:45"
"Weird, we were totally Stooking each other, cuz I was thinking of you while I rubbed one out!
by ThaDuke September 18, 2012
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stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.
"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"
by koreatown March 12, 2018
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Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.
Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?
by drizzydrerogers1 March 1, 2011
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grape stomping

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!
I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!
by B Lumpkin November 13, 2013
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grave stomping

The act of digging up a dead female corpse and performing a certain sexual act upon it. You'll need two people for this procedure. One person puts their mouth upon the deceased's vagina, while the other person jumps ontop of the deceased squirting the insides of the corpse everywhere. One person must eat everything that comes out of the body.
Hey man, wanna go grave stomping later?
Sorry dude, I ve got homework.
by Frozen Urine November 19, 2015
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scooping

When a chick secretly takes the cum from a used condom and smears it in her pussy to try and have an unsuspecting guy's baby. (The condom could have been used on her or on some other girl.)
No way that skank could be pregnant. Hell, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick. She must have been scooping the baby batter from her room mate's trash.
by Spewart May 6, 2006
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