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Status quo 

Whatever the fuck is going on right now.
I’ll take the status quo over whatever the fuck is going on right now!
Status quo by Henkemeyer February 12, 2020

Status Rape 

When you forget to sign out of Facebook and your friend updates your status with something completely outrageous.
*Frank gets on Tommy's Facebook*
Tommy's new status-Tommy is gonna be a daddy!!
Seconds later 50 people comment and status rape has occurred.
Status Rape by SickFuck12345 January 25, 2010

status king 

A man that judges a woman based on her status in society and physical attributes.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.

As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.

This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.

status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN

1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women

1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status

king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN

1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:

1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.
A status king always wants the best of the best in high society, all wrapped up in a playboy body.

"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."
status king by Jessska August 18, 2014

status quo 

A top British Rock n Roll Band. 12 and 8 bar shuffle rhythms with a more often than not I,IV,V chord progression. Great music.

OR

To leave as it is.
1)"Come on Sweet Caroline, You're mine sweet Caroline"

2)Leave it be (Status Quo)
status quo by RAOTW March 20, 2007

Status Beach 

Where you see all the cool kids from ages 14-25 hanging out, if caught swimming you're instantly shunned by anyone nearby. The main activities include Laying, sitting under a big gazebo, drinking (especially if underaged), watching people, and throwing big beach parties that consist of all 4. If one is not considered a cool kid and even shows their face at the Status Beach they must go to the corner next to the family/old people beach.
Stephanie and Blake were at the Status Beach yesterday, all they did was lay in the sand and drink natty light.
Status Beach by ZootedMonsta March 10, 2011

status-less 

When you do not list your relationship status on facebook, myspace or any other social networking web site.
Anna: So what is your relationship status?

Benjamin: I am status-less.
status-less by akgcode March 6, 2010