by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025
Get the half statmug. dude 1 : i just fucked a girl
dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys
dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it
dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys
dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it
by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018
Get the life-statsmug. A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
Get the STAT Girlmug. 
A cool KNY/Anime creator on TikTok! Very active and funny! Sometimes acts like a wild dog, but they are a great mutual to have! We all love you unh0ly._.stat!!
by SoftBlossoms July 23, 2021
Get the unh0ly._.statmug. by DUKINO September 9, 2018
Get the Statmug. Off of the word statistics, when the last thing apa on point, most interesting and scientific to the point to the topic is stated. Can look and say ok got it! No bs
by Cjk! September 21, 2020
Get the Statmug.