prob stats

a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics

Maggie: Are you going to the electric daisy carnival this weekend?

Sam: Prob stats

by saltydawg12 October 13, 2011

Full Statham

1) When something that is already badass reaches a level of excessive, over the top action.

2) One step beyond intense, ultra-hardcore.

1) She went Full Statham the last round of the game.
2) That movie went Full Statham.

by freelancerfive March 28, 2015

Dirty Statham

When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.

Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked

Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"

by Pu$$y$hark February 9, 2018

Daniel statham

A sexy man with a huge brown wiener who will make you cum uncontrollably

Daniel statham made me cum so hard I couldn’t breath

by Daniel statham May 31, 2018

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

Toliver Stats

A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.

Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"

by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020

dirty statia

When you lick an asshole with shit all over it, then make out with her.

“I liked her shitty butthole and made her eat it, I gave her the dirty statia”

by Deezzzzxnuits April 2, 2020