Comment Stalker

One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.
Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.
by T. T. A. T. February 07, 2009
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stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.
"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."
by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006
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YouTube Stalker

Someone who habitually stalks people who post videos on You-Tube. They watch their videos so much that they feel they know them personally. Leading to attachment and stalking this person, his/her channel online, other videos related to this person. Serious cases can lead to stalking this person on twitter and facebook.
"OMG Sally, stop you-tube stalking Justin Bieber!"

"I'm such a YouTube Stalker! All I do all day is watch Nigahiga videos."
by Word Boss LA December 07, 2011
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senior stalker

a creepy underclassmen, usually unpopular freshman, who try to get seniors to love them
julia keeps trying to talk to seniors on their facebook walls, but they just talk mad shit behind her back...

matt (the most popular senior in school) - so julia tried to ask me out last night over facebook message... what a senior stalker
by hannerwanners March 15, 2010
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facebook stalker

Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...
I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates...
by Goofisteve November 14, 2007
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stalker fart

when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart
by Dark Lord of the Anus September 17, 2005
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Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.
One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021
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