Upside down stool party

A party, with one stool, with three or more legs (eg, a bar stool) where any number of people are invited to either watch or participate in the 'stool dance' where the participants move down and up on the stool legs (sometimes while clapping) until 'completion' (using the anus or vagina).

After 'completion' it is customary to move on to the next leg, or give someone else a go, but often, all but 4 (or 3) people only go to watch.

Last night, john went to the upside stool party, he said there were over a hundred people there, but only 4 came.

I've been invited to an upside down stool party, I'd better lube up!

by chodapunch March 29, 2011

stoolies

Guys who never got into a frat and always wanted to be in one. Generally men 40 and older who follow an online frat.

Those Stoolies better try again next year!

by RAPACHAMP March 3, 2018

stool shank

The glorious act of random hetrosexual anal sex. If the girl is bent over an actual barstool you get extra points.

"I met this Cum Tanker last night and within 20 minutes, I was stool shanking her over the pool table at the Double Down."

by SP00NS October 9, 2007

bloody stool

Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.

Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.

by MiLlamoJeff December 2, 2015

stool pusher

n. A man, either homosexual or heterosexual who practices anal sex.

Dan the stool pusher had sex with a hooker last night.

by Jacriopkey December 23, 2008

jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis

did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 2, 2009

stool stealer

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - much like the "back-door-bandit", suggests he steals fecal matter when he inserts his penis into another mans anus

John: "Whats with all these fuckin dirty stool stealers Ted?"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"

by Kallum October 23, 2007