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Squishy Ride

When something scares you so bad you have to go home to change your underwear.
He was so scared he almost had a Squishy Ride home.
by AZ Dave July 27, 2008
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Squishy Kitten

A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.
A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.
by Bitches, man. April 18, 2011
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squishy toys

breasts,most commonly on females,but can be found on men unfortunately. they provide countless hours of entertainment and amusement throughout a mans life.
I want to motor boat those squishy toys.
by p-low July 22, 2010
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Squishy Pants

when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person
Him: oh my, i just came in my pants

Her: your such a squishy pants
by C Jones December 26, 2008
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squishy bits

the warm, wet, squishy parts of a woman's vagina that can only be felt by well endowed men. Anyone can go "balls deep" but only real men can hit the squishy bits.
ex.1 "I was hit'n that shit so hard last night that I got all up in them squishy bits."

ex.2 "I can't wait to see Shiesha tonight, I'm gonna bust dem squishy bits up! Izdid"!
by etb31 April 12, 2008
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Squishy Mac

I GOT DRUNK WITH MY GIRL AND GAVE HER A SQUISHY MAC WITH VELVEETA!
by its the cheesiest! October 2, 2008
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Squishy Fish

A flabby, foul-smelling vagina
I wandered south of her navel and found she was displaying a disgusting squishy fish.
by anonymous June 12, 2016
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